1) Kelly Bensimon proves that a Psychotic Break is never pretty, even if you have the caribbean as a backdrop. Because she exists, I appreciate the value of therapy.
2) I am scared of Kelly Bensimon's abs.
3) I am scared of Kelly Bensimon period.
5) She is a Taurus, which I find mind boggling considering most of the ones I know are eminently sane. Oh, but the very few who aren't are really quite on the other side of the spectrum. Freud was a Taurus. The dots are connecting.
6) Her Ex is also Elle McPh's ex, he is obviously a rampant modelizer. I mention this to highlight the kind of insanity men can find charming if they think you're hot enough.
7) This is an example of why alcohol shouldn't be a staple of one's diet.
8) Lastly, did we just catch her at a Bad Time? I'm trying to think empathetically of when I could've come off in a similar way. No, not quite. But I'm impressed at the kindness the other housewives showed her when the penny dropped that she is subtly barking mad beneath that happy, healthy, organic exterior.