Well, among other things. A unicorn could also Majestically Gallop, or Pose on a Windy Cliff. I'm still pretty sure I went with Whinny and Rear. Though I could've just as well gone with Impaling Evil Things or Believing in Miracles.
I did get through the massage sanely, ok mostly by convincing myself The Therapist was either married or gay. Even then, I blew through topics like the Flash. I get charmingly conversant when I'm nervous - not talky, or jibberish but downright entertainingly witty, mercurial and glib. I suppose that isn't such a bad thing. Save for that one time at the dento's when I kept on making him and the hygienist laugh so much they had to give me another round of gas to make me stop while they sat there in tears, doubled over with instruments clattering noisily on to the floor. They did however say it was their best session with a patient EVER.
Not to give the impression that my life is but one long soiree of men, I actually DO get other non-penis centered things done. Last night for instance, I saw Rihanna with Frugen #1. I realize he has one however inapplicable it is to me, still I consider a Gay BFF a must-have accessory to a diva pop concert.
We'd planned this months ago, more in reaction to how we got sold bogus tickets to Lady Gaga last year and were shamefully turned away from the door just as we were thrilling to get monstered. Frugen #1 turns to me excitedly and asks, "So, dahling, have you practiced ALL your Rihanna songs before we got here??" I shrug sweetly, "My love, I have a confession to make. I have this terrible habit of showing up at concerts only knowing a handful of the songs, this way it's like I'm getting to know the artist ALL over again, you know?" He looks at me in shock, "So how many songs do you actually know?," he asks.
I wrinkle my little nose, "Hmm, like I think 5?" He laughed incredulously.
FA on feathers, fangs, furies and all sorts of folly, yes, even the serious kind.
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